Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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