Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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