Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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