ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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