Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
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