also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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