when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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