It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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