Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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