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So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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