yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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