operation harelip BJ is a go
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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