I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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