so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
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well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.