It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
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I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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