i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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