How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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