Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
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It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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