Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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