i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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