worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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