this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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