Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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