i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I fill condoms, not promises.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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