My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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