thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
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I wish you could order shots online.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
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I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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