Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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