You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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