i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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