No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Boobs speak an international language.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
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Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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