At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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