Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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