I will die if light touches me.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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