is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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