Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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