Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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