How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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