my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
someone owes me an orgasm
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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