Whod you bang
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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