He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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