thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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