...so i touched it.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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