i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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