I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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