So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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