Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
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How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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