Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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