Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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