Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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