Where are you?
In a non slutty way
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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