sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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