Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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