Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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