More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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