how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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