I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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