And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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