ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
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If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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