He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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