I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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