Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Randomize
