Your face is a jimmy john
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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